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Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.
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Your roommate is so bad at pretending to be a human, you’ve started to just automatically back him up in public. Tonight he tells you how nice it is to know the only other alien in the city, and you have to break the bad news
It started pretty simply. “Needs more plutonium,” your roommate said on your third day of university as you ate noodles together. Then he froze, staring at you, the colour draining from his face.
A weird joke to pull out, sure, but not panic-weird. You grew up a nerd. Your in-jokes are weirder. This guy, you decide, is unbelievably shy. Might have had bad experiences. Or social anxiety maybe.
You just give him a reassuring grin. “Definitely needs more plutonium,” you agree, and take a big bite of noodle, and something in him relaxes and he looks at you with a strange kind of understanding that you can’t really interpret, and from then on, you have a new close friend.
Can we just… normalize teens loving their parents? Like obviously you’re not obligated to if your parents are shitty, but damn, I love my mom. She’s there for me all the time and sure we have rough patches but honestly she’s the greatest. Like. We need teens to know that they don’t have to hate their parents just cause.
It must be nice to come from a nonabusive family. One that doesn’t traumatized every emotional interaction to the point where you drive away any sign of love as a form of manipulation because that’s all that you were raised with. 🤷♀️
It is.
Reading Comprehension
but loving ur parents is already normalized and its the kids w/ abusive parents that actually have to deal with misunderstandings and ignorance from others regarding this topic.
Hey there, I’m talking about the trope where it’s seen as super uncool to like your parents that was literally pushed on teens through the media since the culture shift in the early 60s. The post has nothing to do with abusive parents. I was abused as a kid and honestly if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse this has been a psa
“if the trope where teens have to hate their parents to be cool died, then kids with actual abusive parents would have an easier time recognizing abuse”
Teen with abusive parents: I hate my parents
Teen influenced by society: Me too mine are the worst
The takeaway for teen 1: This is normal and it’s supposed to be this way
The takeaway for teen 2: My friend’s parents are like mine
The takeaway for any adult listening: All kids who complain about their parents are just being rebellious
this is important
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This isn't bad art it's doing PRECISELY what it set out to do and it is AMAZING.
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Wait a minute .. you guys aren't here for art references!
See also: the Mongolian Naadam festival
but if there’s platonic kissing whats next??!!!!????? sex without romance??????!? romance without sex?????!!!!? friendship?????? friends with benefits????!!! platonic lOVE????? staying out of other people’s business???????? WHO KNOWSS
"He would not fucking say that" does not apply to Yoda. You could write the most batshit sentence and I could see him saying it if only to fuck with someone
Now. "He would not fucking say that seriously" does apply here
"Contact my secret network of Jedi across Coruscant, I will. Tracing your IP as we speak, I am."
Post that have 10K notes in my heart.
star wars / batman au and bruce is a mandalorian who picks up foundlings like nobody’s business and loudly & vocally disapproves of the jedi even though half his kids are proficient in the force
bruce’s helmet has little points that stick up like bat ears and his armor is mostly black so the non-mandalorians who don’t know his name call him “the bat”
EVERYONE is scared of the bat except fellow mandalorians cause they know he has 7 foundlings & would be willing to take more
everyone in the tags saying “clark is a jedi” is RIGHT. clark is the only jedi bruce marginally can tolerate
Bruce actually bothers to learn non-lethal takedowns and goes out of his way not to murder people indiscriminately unlike his fellow mandalorians. Which only makes him scarier because now there are survivors to talk about what mandalorians look and act like.
The entire planet of “G’tham” lives in terror and awe of their Mandalorian bounty hunter.
Meanwhile whenever civilians ask other mandalorians about Bruce they all just sigh and are like
“Yeah, that’s the Bat, he’s a bit of a weirdo, we love him but he’s a total pacifist for some reason.”
And the awestruck civilian who’d had 8 bones broken and his house burned down by Bruce is just:
“This is what a Mandalorian pacifist looks like?!?!?”
This is a story I would read
There are many things I love about this, but here’s one of them:
it paints Jason Todd, resident murderous black sheep, as a normal Mandalorian from a clan of absolute weirdos.
WAIT but if you go off of The Mandalorian lore
JAY LOSES HIS HELMET which is apparently a BIG DEAL.
The last time the family saw Jay’s face, before it was covered in blood and bruises, he was tiny. They don’t recognize him. He’s angry. He’s no longer a Mandalorian, is he? His helmet was taken from him. Out of respect, maybe, they buried him with it, stained red with his blood.
A reverse Red Hood. He can’t stand not to have something covering his head. He hates it. It feels like shame and defeat. He wears a hooded cloak, the same color as the blood that coated his cracked and dented helmet, but his face is always bare.
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